We start this week with a very serious discussion on the appropriate use of hockey butts. I’m gonna be honest with you, butts make up a solid 50% of this episode. (The question of the day isn’t actually “could a hockey player open a beer bottle with his posterior” but we welcome your input regardless.) Our discussion later grows to include other aspects of anatomy/NHL mascots. Yes, we mean CBJ’s beloved Boomer. (RIP)
We also talk which franchise Gary Bettman – sorry we mean the “totally unrigged draft lottery” – is going to give Connor McDavid, how many people are gonna make drunken fools of themselves at the All-Star Game this year, and a few letters from you!