Phil Kessel’s favorite gum flavor
Mint? Sugar free? Juicy Fruit? I don’t give a shit.
The genetic makeup of toenails
Fashion Trends Boys Hate
*middle finger emoji*
Whether it’s pronounced “care-a-mel” or “car-mal”
I prefer dulce de leche.
Hearing about my Uncle Larry’s trip to Thailand for the 600th time
WE GET IT, LARRY. YOU HAD A GREAT TIME AND IT BROADENED YOUR CUISINE PALATE. NOBODY CARES THAT YOU “REALLY HAD YOUR EYES OPENED TO A DIFFERENT WAY OF LIFE.”
The color of the shower mat in Obama’s bathroom
It’s probably an American flag, but if it isn’t, I don’t care.
What happened after the last episode of Phil of the Future
Did he get back to the past???? Will he and Keely be 2gether 4ever? The world will never know, and we’ve all moved on from that pain.
That one math problem about two trains going in opposite directions
BUY A SCHEDULE. CHECK THE INTERNET. ASK AN ATTENDANT.
Sponsored Tumblr posts
You’re never getting my money.
The entirety of M Night Shamyalan’s body of work after Signs